If the queen was made of sausages i would worry about dogs digging her up after the funeral 
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:57,
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Luckily she is really made of vegetables. Not sausages.
Please do not worry about sausage/corgi based exhumations!
Chumps 👀,
Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:13,
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I read somewhere that dogs will only eat their owners if they're hungry. Dogs autocorrected to doves initially, I'm confused enough to have wondered for a moment if that was actually what I meant.
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Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:30,
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