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# is what I said, the very final time I visited a department store Santa's Grotto.
28 years old, I was.
Aaah.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 20 Jan 2023, 14:26, archived)
# Show us on the elf
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jan 2023, 15:53, archived)
# I was Santa.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 20 Jan 2023, 15:55, archived)
# That's ok. I am all over myself pretty regularly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2023, 15:58, archived)
# Alright, Craig David.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 20 Jan 2023, 20:03, archived)
# THAT'S WHY AN ELF IS CHOSEN FOR THE DOLL IN THE JOKE. THAT IS IT. THAT'S THE JOKE.
THE INFERENCE IS THAT HE ALSO ABUSES THE ELVES. PLEASE DO NOT ARGUE THIS POINT AND SPOIL IT ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jan 2023, 21:17, archived)
# I can't believe you're condoning this imaginary abuse btw
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jan 2023, 21:19, archived)
# Fictional gift-givers behaving inappropriately towards fictional factory workers is no laughing matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 20 Jan 2023, 22:43, archived)