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# dude, i think I fucked up :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 May 2023, 2:31, archived)
# hahahaha
yeah well i'm liking this
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# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 May 2023, 2:32, archived)
# Gormless The Frog
As Gormless opened his mouth, the dentist's eyes widened in surprise. He had never seen a frog with human teeth before, let alone crooked ones. The dentist was taken aback, but being a professional, he quickly composed himself and examined Gormless's teeth. After a thorough checkup, the dentist concluded that Gormless needed braces to fix his crooked teeth.
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# :o
One day, while Gormless was enjoying a fly, he felt a sharp pain in his mouth. His braces had broken, and he couldn't close his mouth. He visited the dentist, but the braces were too complicated to fix with regular dental tools. The dentist had to use a sturdy pair of pliers to remove them, leaving Gormless's teeth even more crooked than before.
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# :( Happy Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 May 2023, 2:56, archived)
#
It's easy to become fixated on external appearances and seek out quick fixes to our perceived flaws, but sometimes, it's better to accept ourselves for who we are and focus on inner growth and self-love.
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# **HUGGZ**
and good night
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 May 2023, 3:03, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 May 2023, 2:55, archived)
# YOU MONSTER
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 2 May 2023, 14:31, archived)
# Billy (pictured) was pleased with it
That's all I really matters, right?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 May 2023, 14:34, archived)
# Billy clearly suffers from all three forms of retardation
and you have taken advantage of his frail disabilities
*reports*
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 2 May 2023, 14:38, archived)