Remember if you start feeling ill after being bitten, just go to bed, then you'll wake up with perfect eyesight and hairy palms.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Mon 12 Jun 2023, 18:05,
archived)
Specsavers will charge a fortune for your new sunglasses though.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 12 Jun 2023, 19:17,
archived)