Well I'll tell you the truth Dick, I've already accepted the inevitable ending of everything, so when I buy a mug it's essentially already broken, and then when I drop it, ah, there's the broken mug I bought. 
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 3 Nov 2023, 17:22,
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Hey! I've got a broken mug you can buy right here
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 3 Nov 2023, 17:43,
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I couldn't do that to you Dick, I know it's your favorite mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 3 Nov 2023, 18:28,
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