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# You're probably one of those folks who do this, admit it.

I promise I will never produce anything this questionable ever again. (P.S. the file size is small because I wanted this image to capture the charm of the classic days of this site. Heheh!)
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Thu 5 Dec 2024, 12:23, archived)
# wtf
Wanking over cartoons is worse than wanking over feet or scat, imho.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Ебать агента Краснова, Thu 5 Dec 2024, 13:51, archived)
# Hold the phone
You feel more comfortable with lads getting a stiffy from nude women getting excrement dumped on each other than unintentionally or blatantly getting one from animated women suddenly showing skin? Care to elaborate?
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Thu 5 Dec 2024, 14:45, archived)
# Yeah okay.
I find it easier to relate/empathise/sympathise with someone with any fetish involving actual consenting adult human beings than I do with someone who is turned on by crude drawings of children as seen in Saturday morning cartoons.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Ебать агента Краснова, Thu 5 Dec 2024, 15:26, archived)
# Well considering this is b3ta, I find that quite respectable.
I'm gonna be honest here too, I've seen much worse modern try hard attempts at making cartoon females attractive like the ones depicted as medieval beings in skimpy outfits.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Thu 5 Dec 2024, 16:18, archived)
# You mean Skeletor never gave you the horn?
(rogerzilla, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 9:26, archived)
# FFS
VENGER would give you the horn. Skeletor would give you a BONER.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Ебать агента Краснова, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 16:12, archived)
# Bit sus tbh.
Are you subconsciously admitting to something worse, and hoping some sad sacks will validate you?

Never do this again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 5 Dec 2024, 20:14, archived)
# It's just a little exaggerated, predictable, dodgy deprecation of what at least a few emotionally stunted "sad sacks" (who are also nsfw artists maybe) probably do before entering the web on that one specific day of the week after rising out of bed.
I mean I did say I'll never do anything similar to that again, right under the image. I'm not even advocating it being seen as a normal thing.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Thu 5 Dec 2024, 20:56, archived)
# So you're saying you'll never wank off to cartoons *again*, apropos of absolutely nothing. Gotcha.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 7:46, archived)
# No you ignoramus.
I mean't, never produce and post anything that could give me the biggest bollocking of the century like this pic ever again. I do NOT condone normalizing off putting behaviour like that either, it's just an exaggerated, satirical jab towards one of the many habits of the most severely online people on the interweb. Just a simple, dodgy joke.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Fri 6 Dec 2024, 9:48, archived)
# you do realise
they haven't shown cartoons on saturday mornings for years?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 5 Dec 2024, 23:43, archived)
# You ever heard of Toonattik or explored through American TV finding out whatever dateline network strands like Kids' WB and 4Kids TV have been vanished from existence?
Saturday morning cartoons were still a thing during the noughties, old timer.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Fri 6 Dec 2024, 0:02, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 4:42, archived)