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# Will the UK's Online Safety Act lead to the return of Hedge Porn?
Young people today have grown up not knowing the thrill of finding scuffed-up pages from Razzle in a bush, shrub or other foliage.

An entire generation has lost out on the formative experience of finding Tina, 22 from Hartlepool, with her knockers out and lying inexplicably on a pool table.

'Look! In this one you can see her mimsy!'

Hedge Porn is as British as Enid Blyton, jam sandwiches and wasps, and denying for so long that saucy tingle to our spotty teenagers has been nothing short of a war crime.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2025, 9:06, archived)
# as long as Paul Raymond isn't involved I'm all for it
(, Fri 1 Aug 2025, 10:30, archived)
# his tits are rubbish tbf
(, Fri 1 Aug 2025, 11:41, archived)
# Well with that build up the pic better be good
(, Fri 1 Aug 2025, 10:31, archived)
# Razzle stack or GTFO
(, Fri 1 Aug 2025, 11:20, archived)
# especially if it is snooker-themed and encourages the reader to pot the pink followed by the brown
(, Fri 1 Aug 2025, 11:43, archived)
# One SINKS the pink and DOWNS the brown.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2025, 13:44, archived)
# how remiss of me
I can only apologise for misremembering the appropriate tabloidese
(, Sun 3 Aug 2025, 17:47, archived)