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(, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 13:12, archived)
# Honestly, imagine being the kind of cunt who comes up with these wanky fucking slogans like 'Strong Foundations - Secure Future'
And then sits there, stroking their miniature erection thinking "Yes. That'll really resonate with the public"

Some cunt is paid a six-figure sum for that bollocks. At least be sincere. 'Crumbling Foundations - We're Fucked' might not carry the same positivity, but at least it's honest.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 13:21, archived)
# OUR SEAN ENDURES CUNT RISOTTO GUFF
I feel so energised and proud.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 14:27, archived)
# SHAG THEM SNAGS!
Or 'Gents Shag Hams'. I don't know which is catchier. I can't afford a focus group.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 14:46, archived)