there's a kebab/everything shop around the corner from me like literally 20 seconds away. had a pizza. ok, usual over salted weird crust you get from kebab shops. had a burger... ok not bad. had a kebab? i could have cut steel with the ejecta from my ringpeice the next day.
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Sun 8 Feb 2026, 0:07,
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A rule I have lived by for decadesis to never buy a pizza from a place that also sells kebab.
(Also never buy a pizza from anywhere offering BBQ sauce, stuffed crust, deep dish, or Hawaiian.)
((Also never buy a pizza from anywhere offering BBQ sauce, stuffed crust, deep dish, or Hawaiian.)
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 8 Feb 2026, 15:06,
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back in the 90s there was a tiny pizza place on Southend-on-Sea seafront, opposite the Kursaal. My mate used to work in there. I popped in during the afternoon one day knowing he was working. He had a big knife and was cutting at some pizza bases. asked him what he was doing. he was cutting off the mouldy bits from the bases.
I said that's a bit rank - he replied he had to do the same thing to the ham and other stuff, which all came out of a can. Funnily enough never ate there again. His boss charged a lot for them as well.
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Sun 8 Feb 2026, 23:17,
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I said that's a bit rank - he replied he had to do the same thing to the ham and other stuff, which all came out of a can. Funnily enough never ate there again. His boss charged a lot for them as well.