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[challenge entry] fall down you weebly fuck

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(foamy, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 19:17, archived)
# NEVER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 20:51, archived)
#
At 79 years old, Donald Trump, the 45th and 47th president of the United States, became the oldest cunt in American history to become president upon his second inauguration in 2025.
In July 2024, five weeks after his 78th birthday, he became the oldest presidential nominee of a major party.
Should he survive as president until at least August 15, 2028, he would become the oldest and most demented sitting president in American history.
On January 20, 2029, the end of his second term, he would be 82 years, seven months, and six days old.
He is not a well man, physically or mentally.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 22:05, archived)
# And yet he’s the king of the world, while your leaders are occupying cupboard space.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 23:16, archived)
#
The king of the world took a shit in the sandpit. He told everyone else that they should help clean it up if they want to use the sandpit.

That would be bad enough, but what he actually did was diarrhoea in the sandpit. The sandpit is fucked.
(foamy, Sat 4 Apr 2026, 0:50, archived)
# Get out of the cupboards and grab a shovel. Why don’t you guys start helping with problems instead of turning your backside to them.
Britain Needs You
Britain Needs You
Britain Needs You
To Die For Her.
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Britain Needs You.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Apr 2026, 1:58, archived)
# I know its parody at this point.
But incase it's not clear:

- Isreal and America started bombing Iran
- The reasons as to why they did so are unclear
- When they try to explain their reasons, nobody believes them
- The operational timeframe is unclear
- The Iranian response has been to attack the gulf state hedgemony and to throttle the economic activity of most of the world.

As nothing but a citizen of a European country, I have no direct say in any of this happening. What I do have is a mortgage ending in June that is about to be either the same or worse than when I took it out. Instead of being significantly cheaper. I'm also looking forward to increased food prices, scarcity of medicines and other increased costs from the energy input disruption.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 4 Apr 2026, 6:50, archived)
# Best thing we rest-of-worlders can do now is REMOVETRUMP
- and all his PEDO-LOVIN MAGA fucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 4 Apr 2026, 14:17, archived)
# Aim your peaceful remover at his head and keep firing until it all goes dark
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 4 Apr 2026, 14:52, archived)
# Cause i have to travel to the US in the next few years, I must stress that remove is a neutral verb, you may project your preferences
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 4 Apr 2026, 16:43, archived)
# No…we have to remove people who think like you.
That small population who does nothing but complain and shame people.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Apr 2026, 18:38, archived)
# You are describing MAGA.
Except they mainly shame themselves.
PS: My leaders are your leaders, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 4 Apr 2026, 20:49, archived)
# My leader is God and the mighty atom.
May they both destroy this world.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Apr 2026, 21:35, archived)