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# Read the news and get back to me, okay?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:02, archived)
# Which bit?
Halp me be as informed as yourself, why aren't you halpin?

How do I become a prissy pretentious cunt like you?

What are my options?

Don a Jetsuit
Double-down, you're awesome.
Make a gorn animation.
That's why
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:04, archived)
# You decide to be a prissy pretentious cunt, crucial, I think I want ya
I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:29, archived)
# You don a Jetsuit courtesy of Gravity Industries.
The internal UI states the following:

Approaching Moon
Fuel low
Go North
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:40, archived)
# You approach the Moon, in the distance you notice an unusally large crater.
What do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 22:17, archived)
# You Go North.
You find yourslef in a presipice filled with mutant lobster men engaged in perpetual buggery and self-explosion.

What do you do?

Engage in the self-explosion buggery.
Try to talk them down.
Go East.
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 22:23, archived)
# You engage in self-explosive buggery. (California's alright)
You fuck your own anus whilst simultaneously exploding inwards.

Your guts are a computation.

What do you do?

Analyse the exported .ans spreadsheet.
Go for coffee.
Transport your conciousness to a previous instance.
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 22:40, archived)
# Holy Fuck! XD
Great read.
Would read again.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 5:04, archived)
# You double-down, no one has their finger on the pulse more than you.
Why is everybody else so stupid?
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:52, archived)
# You make a gorn animation.
It's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:58, archived)
# Too bad his brain is Gorn.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:47, archived)