or..
knock three times on the cistern if you're choking
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Wed 7 May 2003, 0:41,
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Or Kermit's nephew singing
"Halfway round the bend is a brown piece of shit,
There isn't any other shit quite like it.
It fell out the bottom and made a big plop.
And now no water will get by it will just stop."
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 7 May 2003, 0:45,
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