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# I have been out
bidded on your hair.

:(

/cries

Nighty Night!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:10, archived)
# If you lose this one
you can always ask for pubes
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:11, archived)
# hmmm, what shall i sell next...
not too sure about shaving my pubes...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:12, archived)
# gotta be pubes
sperm, or spot-puss really
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:13, archived)
# Spot-puss
Totaly!!!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:14, archived)
# sperm seems a good option.
perhaps a 'big bag of nastyness', including sperm, spot puss, pubes and arse biscuits.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:15, archived)
# sperm may hold the risk
of a psycho woman trying to get preganat on it.

and it would be *nasty*
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:17, archived)
# oh my.
with all that stuff, someone could probably clone me.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:18, archived)
# The Sperm would only
be effective if kept cold. After a while the lil fellas would eventually die.

/sad
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:19, archived)
# i realise that
hmmm, suppose if he saved enough, could make the most interesting drinking comp ever
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:20, archived)
# It dies
after being exposed to the air after so long though...I think...I'm sure anyway....It's worry that I don't even know how my own body works and my mum spent loads of money on those 'How My Body Works' books!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:20, archived)
# so did mine
i must have got confused somewhere tho
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:22, archived)
# You two
know how to read?

/kidding :P
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:26, archived)
# These books had lots of pictures!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:27, archived)
# ouch
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:28, archived)
# Piercing?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:30, archived)
# dildo...
nah, just hurt by the reading comment
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:32, archived)
# I was only kidding

dumbass
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:35, archived)
# If he's got a dildo
It'd be a numbass I'd say
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:37, archived)
# Very witty
woo!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:42, archived)
# I had a different response
but chose otherwise. ;)

Something along the lines of, "are you always so quick on the draw?"
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:42, archived)
# i know
DUH!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:40, archived)
# :)
I've still got mine books somewhere...The model thing broke
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:26, archived)
# No if I wanted pubes I'd
keep my own ;)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:15, archived)
# blimey.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:16, archived)
# Perhaps I should start saving them
and sell them on eBay as well?

*lolling*
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:17, archived)
# They grow
unusually fast.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:18, archived)
# they do rather.
urm, not that i would know.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:19, archived)
# Mine don't
Mine sit there for ages then suddenly grow a little bit so I trim...then they sit there for ages again...it's quite annoying that they don't grow at a constant rate
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:21, archived)
# lucky git
i get about 2 hours of smoothness then they start to grow back
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:23, archived)
# wax is the way forward.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:24, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i like pain, but only the good sorts :-)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:33, archived)
# weirdo
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:25, archived)
# Cheers
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:37, archived)