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# I have been out
bidded on your hair.

:(

/cries

Nighty Night!
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# If you lose this one
you can always ask for pubes
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# hmmm, what shall i sell next...
not too sure about shaving my pubes...
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# gotta be pubes
sperm, or spot-puss really
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# Spot-puss
Totaly!!!
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# sperm seems a good option.
perhaps a 'big bag of nastyness', including sperm, spot puss, pubes and arse biscuits.
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# sperm may hold the risk
of a psycho woman trying to get preganat on it.

and it would be *nasty*
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# oh my.
with all that stuff, someone could probably clone me.
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# The Sperm would only
be effective if kept cold. After a while the lil fellas would eventually die.

/sad
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# i realise that
hmmm, suppose if he saved enough, could make the most interesting drinking comp ever
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# It dies
after being exposed to the air after so long though...I think...I'm sure anyway....It's worry that I don't even know how my own body works and my mum spent loads of money on those 'How My Body Works' books!
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# so did mine
i must have got confused somewhere tho
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# You two
know how to read?

/kidding :P
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# These books had lots of pictures!
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# ouch
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# Piercing?
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# dildo...
nah, just hurt by the reading comment
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# I was only kidding

dumbass
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# If he's got a dildo
It'd be a numbass I'd say
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# Very witty
woo!
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# I had a different response
but chose otherwise. ;)

Something along the lines of, "are you always so quick on the draw?"
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# i know
DUH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:40, archived)
# :)
I've still got mine books somewhere...The model thing broke
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:26, archived)
# No if I wanted pubes I'd
keep my own ;)
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# blimey.
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# Perhaps I should start saving them
and sell them on eBay as well?

*lolling*
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# They grow
unusually fast.
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# they do rather.
urm, not that i would know.
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# Mine don't
Mine sit there for ages then suddenly grow a little bit so I trim...then they sit there for ages again...it's quite annoying that they don't grow at a constant rate
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# lucky git
i get about 2 hours of smoothness then they start to grow back
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# wax is the way forward.
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# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i like pain, but only the good sorts :-)
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# weirdo
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# Cheers
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# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
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