yes you do.
I had a tutor once called Mr Bunny - I kid you not.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Tue 13 May 2003, 13:37,
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"I taut I taw a Purdey twat" went the chant.
We also had a music teacher with the tragic name of Mr Kuntst
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pxyzyzygy,
Tue 13 May 2003, 13:42,
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