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# Oh no!
I lost my erection!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 15 May 2003, 11:46, archived)
# where
was the last place you had it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2003, 11:47, archived)
# mebbe
down the back of the sofa?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 15 May 2003, 11:50, archived)
# in the
jeans you were wearing last night?

you should get one of those key rings which beep when you whistle... and a Prince Albert.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Right there in my fist...
I keep it there most of the time (unless I'm welding or summat)...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 15 May 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Where did you learn to weld,
a girls school?

Proper welders do it balls out, cock in hand


I wish I'd gone to a girls school
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2003, 11:57, archived)
# It must happen all the time
to Japanese politicians.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 15 May 2003, 11:48, archived)