What you need
is acces to a top hat, a swirly cape, some white gloves and a sawmill just in case the railway track doesn't work.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 15 May 2003, 15:32,
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I know
of an old diss-used mill
but the rest is not to hand I'm afraid!
oh hang on there are some white gloves at home.
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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble,
Thu 15 May 2003, 15:34,
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Construct a hat out of carboard
and out on a sheet as a cape.
You need to perfect evil laughter and mustachio twirling.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 15 May 2003, 15:35,
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