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# if there were seven of them, they'd be
S-Nail 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 15 May 2003, 16:47, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 15 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# oh look
its S-Nail 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 15 May 2003, 16:50, archived)
# now stamp on them
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 May 2003, 16:50, archived)
# no
salt them!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 15 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# I find them
tastier with a little chilli and garlic.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 15 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# stamp on them with shoes made of salt!
smash them! smash them! SMASH THEM!
(martian, Thu 15 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# if you find a shoe
made of entirely of salt, that you can wear without it falling off your foot when you walk, I will give you a squillion pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 15 May 2003, 16:52, archived)
# tomorrow morning i expect a long discussion about your definition
of 'salt'
(martian, Thu 15 May 2003, 16:53, archived)
# .
A colorless or white crystalline solid, chiefly sodium chloride, used extensively in ground or granulated form as a food seasoning and preservative. Also called common salt, table salt
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 15 May 2003, 16:55, archived)
# "A colorless or white crystalline solid, chiefly [...]"
if chiefly means 'might possibly be, but not neccessarily', then any colourless/white crystalline solid i can make into a shoe is going to make me rich.
(martian, Thu 15 May 2003, 16:59, archived)
# no
it has to be a colorless or white crystalline solid used extensively in ground or granulated form as a food seasoning and preservative for it to count.

You are overlooking the fact that "squillion" is not a real number, too, so, by squillion, i mean zero.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 15 May 2003, 17:02, archived)
#
(martian, Thu 15 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# calcium carbonate.
you could probably make a shoe out of its chemical elements...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 May 2003, 16:55, archived)
# those people were all turned to salt in the bible
for killing slugs and snails
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 15 May 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I thought it was because they were having too much fun.
Those pesky Christians!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 15 May 2003, 17:03, archived)
# They were jewish...
It was his wife who had a Lot of fun in Sodom and Gomorrah...

(Genesis 19)

I got paid, so I donated before my landlady got the money!


[edit] Woo! I gotanicon!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Thu 15 May 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Yes, but Jews believe in having fun.
Christians don't.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 15 May 2003, 17:27, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 15 May 2003, 16:53, archived)