YES YES YESAll umbrella users are selfish cunts essentially making the statement that they think their hair is more important than your eyes.
AND SHORT PEOPLE, being short is reason enough to be a hate figure, but using an umbrella is going to make us all really dislike you.
And guys, using a giant golfing umbrella does not stop using an umbrella looking gay, it just makes you look a bigger cunt
/rant
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Mon 19 May 2003, 14:06,
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AND SHORT PEOPLE, being short is reason enough to be a hate figure, but using an umbrella is going to make us all really dislike you.
And guys, using a giant golfing umbrella does not stop using an umbrella looking gay, it just makes you look a bigger cunt
/rant
OiThere's nowt wrong with being short, unless you carry an umbrella of course (see above).
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Penile,
Mon 19 May 2003, 14:21,
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