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# Such a polite ape
Just don't call him a monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 1:55, archived)
# OOK
(norumbegan, Tue 20 May 2003, 1:59, archived)
# .
Ook at what?
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 20 May 2003, 2:00, archived)
# He he
Ooook!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 2:01, archived)
# if
you spoke orangutan, you would know very well that I just agreed with King Ralph's observation that the picture was definitely NOT a monkey. Also, anyone who insinuates that the gentleman (well, all right, gentleAPE) with the hat is a monkey, will come to a very nasty end.
Possibly involving library books.
(norumbegan, Tue 20 May 2003, 2:06, archived)
# Indeed
and don't think you can bribe him with soft fruit either.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 2:07, archived)
# certainly not.
though you might be able to distract him with a one-armed-bandit and a sack of pennies.
(norumbegan, Tue 20 May 2003, 2:09, archived)
# True
and as many peanuts as you've got. Mind you, the one-armed bandit's never been the same since he blew beer into the slot. You can get a free go now yknow.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 2:12, archived)
# ah!
ook. as in OOK! OOK! OOK! gotcha. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 20 May 2003, 2:11, archived)