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# Ask him who
would be the better keeper, an 8 foot lizard or David Icke

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(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:36, archived)
# good point
a big lizard would surely be harder to get a shot past.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:37, archived)
# They aren't
very good at running sideways tho'

And most, but not all don't understand the offside rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:49, archived)
# Does this mean...
A genetic experiment to create a 6-foot crab with extra large claws could new me some money from a premiership club..?

-=NMN=-
(NoneMoreNegative, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 10:03, archived)
# Unfortunately
All crabs are genetically engineered to be afraid of grass.
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 10:10, archived)
# But if the ball
hit its tail, it'd fall off. But I like the idea of goalkeepers basking.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 10:10, archived)
# Also
known as "doing a Barthez"
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 10:13, archived)