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# David Icke has agreed to an interview. Amazing.
Add your questions here.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 8:49, archived)
# do you have
a secret thistlewistle?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 8:52, archived)
# Fantastic!
I'd like a prohecy please. I enjoyed his ones when he first realised he was god. also- how big do you have to be before you become a suspect for lizardhood- eg Tony Hart? Rolf Harris? That crocodile hunter bloke? Also, I think we should send him a picture of nacho's lizard and ask him which powerful person he thinks it transforms into. I bet it's Geoff Capes.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 19 Dec 2001, 8:56, archived)
# yeah, ask him where my lizard
ranks in the hierachy of the lizards that are running the show. Or is he just a civilian lizard. (Probably)

Does he reckon that Bin Laden is one of the lizard crew then?
(Nacho, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:44, archived)
# what
happens when we die?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 8:58, archived)
# ooh that's a good one....
and one that will probably get onto the actual quesion list...
Ask him where he gets his hair done.
(Nacho, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:45, archived)
# If the royal family are 8 foot tall bloodsucking lizards
How do they fit one inside the Queen Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:00, archived)
# Mr Icke...
A famous man once sung;

"regrets, I have a few, but then again, too few to mention"

Do you have any regrets worth mentioning?
(Esteban, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:06, archived)
# Why did the butterfly flutter by?
Is it because he saw the dragonfly drink the flagon dry?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:06, archived)
# Has he
ever thought of growing a beard to look like Kenny Rogers too?
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:06, archived)
# the
six second rule wasn't around when you were playing, how would it have affected your game?
(redifusion, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:06, archived)
# All interviews should now contain this by default...
Daddy or chips?
(Esteban, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:09, archived)
# yayoose..
nacho's in agreement.
Ask him what his favourite flavour nacho is and what's his favourite flavour dip.
(Nacho, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:53, archived)
# I bet
it's Holy Guacamole.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 10:04, archived)
# who would win
in a fight between you, Tony Hart, Dave Gorman, Pauline Quirke and a man dressed as a clock?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:10, archived)
# With all the high-profile errors Fabien Barthez has made recently
Do you think he is a lizard? Is Sir Alex a lizard? Did Giggsy's unorthodox running style develop from him dashing across the hot desert sands because he is a lizard? Am I a lizard? What's so bad about being a lizard? Make the voices stop....
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:11, archived)
# My question:
What did he appreciate more about Walking with Dinosaurs - the special effects or the informed political debate?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:12, archived)
# The burning question...
Have you ever stapled carrots together?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:13, archived)
# I was told...
... that the Queen Mum wears bandages on her legs because her lizard scales are starting to show through the fake human skin. Is this true?
(neil/flame-boy, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:13, archived)
# if
you had to murder someone, what would you kill them with? Would it be a penguin glove puppet?
(redifusion, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:14, archived)
# How did
you first realize you were the messiah?
(twelveways, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:15, archived)
# Question
If god is infinite, and the universe is also infinite ...

would you like a toasted teacake?
(Challis, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:15, archived)
# Humans
Share over 99% of their DNA with apes, but we also share 50% of our DNA with bananas. Explain.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:22, archived)
# Er, some more:
Have you ever got drunk and said something ridiculous?

Can you explain belly button fluff?

Do you own a passport?

Is marmite good or evil?

How do dogs learn to swim?

and

Where's the question in this sentance?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:24, archived)
# Ask him who
would be the better keeper, an 8 foot lizard or David Icke

Bellybutton FAQ's
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:36, archived)
# good point
a big lizard would surely be harder to get a shot past.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:37, archived)
# They aren't
very good at running sideways tho'

And most, but not all don't understand the offside rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:49, archived)
# Does this mean...
A genetic experiment to create a 6-foot crab with extra large claws could new me some money from a premiership club..?

-=NMN=-
(NoneMoreNegative, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 10:03, archived)
# Unfortunately
All crabs are genetically engineered to be afraid of grass.
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 10:10, archived)
# But if the ball
hit its tail, it'd fall off. But I like the idea of goalkeepers basking.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 10:10, archived)
# Also
known as "doing a Barthez"
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 10:13, archived)
# What is the most hurtful thing you've read about yourself
in the press?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:28, archived)
# How did you feel about the final edit
of the Jon Ronson TV thing?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:30, archived)
# How did you
feel about getting hit with custard pies by the scary canadian pie chuckers?
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:39, archived)
# Cash. Did you make more money as a TV presenter,
footballer, or speaker & writer?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:32, archived)
# Do you still have trouble
from the anti-racist people? have they succeeded in disrupting your agenda? what do you think about them and the accusations they level at you?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:36, archived)
# Dave?
Is this our true lord?

(Esteban, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:36, archived)
# How will you be remembered?
will history vindicate you? do you think you will be successful in your lifetime? do you ever worry that the lizards will try to silence you in a violent way if you become too successful?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:39, archived)
# When people come up to you in the street
are they mainly congratulatory or derogatory?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:41, archived)
# What is your favourite book?
?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:42, archived)
# is the reptile stuff really
about being anti-Semitic or could bin Laden be a lizard as well?
(fatskier, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:43, archived)
# If you succeed
then what happens? should we rebel against the lizards? violently? should we overthrow them? do you advocate an uprising? what methods are justified in ousting the conspiracy? can we defeat them or are they too powerful?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:43, archived)
# Have you ever seen a human
transmogrify into a Lizard?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:44, archived)
# And what would they be called..
A Humard or Lizan
(scabby dog, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:57, archived)
# david,
tell us the truth
(fatskier, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:46, archived)
# as an ex goalkeeper,
what do you think about barthez's form this season?
(fatskier, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:50, archived)
# David
Do you fear or love the giant bee? I think he is loverly.
(Esteban, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:57, archived)
# Questions
Whats your favourite type of cheese, and, are friends electric?
(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:58, archived)
# what
have you got in your pockets?
(fatskier, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 9:58, archived)
# what do you reckon to gene ray
and his time cube?
(it would be rather interesting to learn of Mr Ray's timecubist views of David Icke)
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 10:07, archived)
# Dear sir.
Jam or Cheese? think carefully.
(twelveways, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 10:07, archived)
# the big moment
Please describe your epiphany - the moment your life changed its course onto you being what you are best known for now. If you see what I mean.
(markyb, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 10:20, archived)
# Do you have any
quantifiable, physical evidence of your Lizard accusations? Like perhaps an empty, recently shed skin of one of the members of Royal family?
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 20:04, archived)
# A couple of questions.
You say successful, high profile people are lizards. How do we know you're not a lizard yourself as you meet both of these requirements? And if you truly believe your claims of the lizard people, are you making these claims to divert suspicion of being a lizard man from yourself?
(Stan Sideburns, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 2:51, archived)
# Do you like
Betty's mustard pot collection?

(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:36, archived)
# And do you
find Betty attractive? I think she's hot.
(OtaKuno, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 15:35, archived)
# What do you think of transcendential meditation?
Can you fly?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:58, archived)
# How do you figure out that an influential person is a lizard?
I mean, how do you know? Do they tell you? Does someone else tell you? Do you have second sight?

Would you like a cup of tea?
(Oolong, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 9:24, archived)
# What is your opinion on 'Hollow Earth' theory?
Are the giant lizards keeping the truth of worlds within worlds from us?
Do they have a secret base on the dark side of the moon from which they launch their secret space missions?
Do you beleive there are many other inhabited planets in our galaxy?  If so, how far away do you reckon the nearest is?  Are all aliens essentially humanoid, as portrayed in popular science fiction or is the two arms, two legs, one head design unique to our planet?
Daddy or Chips?
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 12:00, archived)
# And of course...
Are cats evil?
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 13:57, archived)
# There is no such thing as truth
and with that, the seeking ends.
Why are you seeking?
(Master Bait, Fri 21 Dec 2001, 0:57, archived)
# what did you think of
the jon ronson documentary 'secret rulers of the earth' which you featured in? a fair portrayal or another media disinfo routine?

merry christmas!
(aslef napkyn, Fri 21 Dec 2001, 14:34, archived)
# So who is
the head lizard then?
Does he talk with a wheezy voice and have his plans thwarted by a white mouse in a flying car? Is he called Baron Silas Greenback?
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Fri 21 Dec 2001, 16:23, archived)