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# You just need to retrain your amygdala
Advanced tantric Tibetan Buddhism is the best way, takes about 35 lifetimes....
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 7:31, archived)
# Will that rid me of the
urgent diarrhea and sobbing that takes place?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 May 2003, 7:33, archived)
# No but plastic pants
and tissues can do that
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 7:36, archived)
# I just feel so badly
for the flight attendants. They shouldn't have to deal with people like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 May 2003, 7:38, archived)
# You probably just need a slap or something
it works in 1950s films
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 7:42, archived)
# Unless
you're hurling abuse at them or attacking them., I don't see a problem with inflicting your worries on them.

You won't be the first and certainly not the last either.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 23 May 2003, 7:43, archived)