As an Edinb3tan....I especially like the Morris line:
'Around dawn in Edinburgh is a really good time to see the castle wandering around, having a wank. '
I also like one of his finest bits of abuse:
'You're born dead through your own arse'
('Around dawn in Edinburgh is a really good time to see the castle wandering around, having a wank. '
I also like one of his finest bits of abuse:
'You're born dead through your own arse'
chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:00,
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