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# Down the board
Some ona said 'Fact me till I fart'

I though that was funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)
# the joy of chris morris
it's based on a story about a certain prim looking bbc news presenter who left a mic on (or something like that) and was overheard saying to bloke 'now fuck me till i fart'

pure genius on both counts.
(Mattyboy, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:55, archived)
# that was moi;
bit of a chris morris moment :)
(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)
# As an Edinb3tan....
I especially like the Morris line:

"Around dawn in Edinburgh is a really good time to see the castle wandering around, having a wank. "

I also like one of his finest bits of abuse:

"You're born dead through your own arse"
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:00, archived)
# and Kidderminster
has been found in a hedge.
(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:09, archived)
# Wasn't that a Chris Morris line?
Day Today or Brass Eye...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:57, archived)