jesus'well The 5th greatest bible moment of all time must be the birth of my brother Jesus it all started one fine day in the year 1bc which is kind of obvious as Jesus is Christ himself as he was know when he was born. his dad who was obviously god because Mary who's is a randy teenager of the age of 15 (trust me she was that age just read the god dam book) didn't want to tell her boyfriend (Joseph) that she was shagging his best friend who was going out with her friend. well to get away from the problem she decided to move to Bethlehem to get away from the trouble. after they set off on the donkey after 3 months they reached there new home called Bethlehem. they went around the town looking for a inn but all the innkeepers didn't like these Catholics because in those days Jews was the big land owners of the time and they didn't break into song and dance about it and they wasn't little kids. but after riding a donkey for 3 months they baby was going to be born 3 months early so he will be born with a peanut shaped head and will be little and will look like he's been in a pickle jar because in the year 0 many immature baby's never survived. so he is born in a pile of shite next to a house soon the news went around the world of a peanut shaped baby was born 3 months before he was meant to be born so everyone worshiped him.'
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jebus doesn't existtherefore neither does this post.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
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SSSShhhhhhhhhh.........we're watching the fucking tele.
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routine has perfected burgers,
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