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# indeed
keyboards seem to be designed to be impervious to beer, and for good reason. there are few keyboards that haven't at some point had to take half a pint. i've also dripped blood (too drunk to notice i was bleeding) into one and it worked the next day.

orange juice on the other hand is fatal to keyboards. keyboard designers are obviously alcoholics without any children
(, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)
# when i was 12
i spilt half a can of Export over a whole load of my amiga games. Then I lent one of them to a girl who i fancied rotten. it destroyed her brand new 1200 and she wasn't amused.

ah, those halycon schooldays.
(, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 10:03, archived)
# did it become
an alcoholic, then?
(, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 10:29, archived)
# no
i did...
(, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 10:37, archived)
# *sigh*
alcohol, amigas and girls. childhood was great, wasn't it? jumpers for goalposts, etc.
(, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 10:40, archived)