Little Miss MuffetSat on her tuffet
Knickers all tattered and torn
It wasnt the spider
that sat down beside her
It was Little Boy Blue and his horn.
(Knickers all tattered and torn
It wasnt the spider
that sat down beside her
It was Little Boy Blue and his horn.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:53,
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Simple simonmet a pieman going to the fair.
Said simple simon to the pieman
"I can smell your spicy brains!"
(Said simple simon to the pieman
"I can smell your spicy brains!"
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:57,
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Mary, Mary, quite ContraryHow does your garden grow?
With silver bells
and cockle shells
and a fucking great wall flower.
(With silver bells
and cockle shells
and a fucking great wall flower.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:58,
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Hickory Dickory DockTwo mice ran up a glass cock
The golfer kissed one
Shoved the other up her bum
And caught the next flight to bangkok.
(The golfer kissed one
Shoved the other up her bum
And caught the next flight to bangkok.
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:02,
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