Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were all baffled.
Mary said she'd keep the lamb
but later, had it raffled.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:19,
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Mary had a little lamb
the doctors were confused
she'd only fucked the ram that once
but now she felt abused
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:22,
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