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# true story
a m8 moved into a furnished flat. We were painting his bedroom, moving the matress we discovered a slit cut into it in a suggestive shape. I stuck a spoon in and it was covered in vaseline type stuff. No three guesses required. We set fire to it in the garden later that day.
There is a moral to the story but i am fucked if i know what it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeee
yeeeeeeew
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# it led to the popular coloquial term
'sod off and fuck your bed u sad cnut' which lasted some months...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)
# a phrase which
I will now use at every oppertunity :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)
# spooky!
the guy in question just phoned me and i havent seen him in a year!!!!!!

I bet you will end u saying it to someone who then looks very embarrassed and blushes. Ask him if he ever lived in Argyll Road, Brighton...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)