It must have already been said but..
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was black as charcoal
Every time it jumped the fence
Sparks flew out it's areshole.
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Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:07,
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It's fleece was black as charcoal
Every time it jumped the fence
Sparks flew out it's areshole.
did you know that
its best to shag a sheep on the edge of a cliff? So it pushes back harder :)
apparently.
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Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:09,
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apparently.
Wellies boots 2 sizes larger than required
and bungee cord can save the effort and inconvenience of leaving your lounge room. "Why you can even do it in front of the TV"
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Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:16,
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also apparently
a jar of warm liver is the best thing for the "real" sensation.
Learned that when working on buildings sites..
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Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:21,
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Learned that when working on buildings sites..
true story
a m8 moved into a furnished flat. We were painting his bedroom, moving the matress we discovered a slit cut into it in a suggestive shape. I stuck a spoon in and it was covered in vaseline type stuff. No three guesses required. We set fire to it in the garden later that day.
There is a moral to the story but i am fucked if i know what it is :D
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Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:25,
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There is a moral to the story but i am fucked if i know what it is :D
it led to the popular coloquial term
'sod off and fuck your bed u sad cnut' which lasted some months...
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Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:32,
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spooky!
the guy in question just phoned me and i havent seen him in a year!!!!!!
I bet you will end u saying it to someone who then looks very embarrassed and blushes. Ask him if he ever lived in Argyll Road, Brighton...
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Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:45,
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I bet you will end u saying it to someone who then looks very embarrassed and blushes. Ask him if he ever lived in Argyll Road, Brighton...
some kid
in america wired up a fresh cows heart thus making an organic fuck-pump (insert knob through appropriate valve/artery type thing) trouble is he wired it up to the mains and killed himself!
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Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:27,
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hahahah
hahahahah!
serves the fuckwit right..
heh, spewed coffee on me laptop laughing at that..
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Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:29,
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serves the fuckwit right..
heh, spewed coffee on me laptop laughing at that..
Americans.
They're great. The world would be a much duller place if they stopped killing themselves in amusing ways.
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