Maybe we could introduce them to Lonely Coo
He might have to drop his first name then.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
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Then he would
Absolutely Terrified Coo.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 5 Jun 2002, 20:56,
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