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# Ladies and gentlemen...
my free ride is over. I'm getting the boot from my Dad's house as he is moving and I am not. Any advice?
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 6:52, archived)
# Could you buy his house?
Either that or get your arse down to San Diego and I'm sure we could get you shacked up with any number of emotional basket cases.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 7:09, archived)
# stay where you are
when the new people move in maybe they will decide to keep you!
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 7:12, archived)
# Yeah, when they get there...
Go out and mow the lawn, tell them you're the live-in gardener, and Kimbo Snr. thought they may want to continue with your services.
It'll mean some work, but they may pay you AND feed you!
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 8:21, archived)
# Somehow make yourself semi-invisible
and pretend to be a poltergeist.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 9:37, archived)