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# I'm ready.
Go easy on my hymen.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)
# sellotape not
holding up?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)
# I don't know what YOU'RE accustomed to in good grooming...
...but sellotape just doesn't cut the mustard.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)
# ah - should of remembered -
here - take the gaffer tape - it's thi...
oh nothing.

wanders off to do some work.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Perhaps you should of done that earlier.
Comprehensive school flotsam!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)
# school?
errr. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)
# oi
that's my school you're dissing, that is

not that is wasn't shit, mind
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)
# I realise your parents were probably miners or summat...
..but if your father and mother had cut out the fags and lard, they could have sent you to Roedean!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Roedean is a
girls school, poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Bless you for that.
Get back to your reworking of the conditional past!

You shouldn't of said that! Roedean wouldn't of noticed.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)
# a
aaa
(Commie Bastard, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)