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# oh goodie
would you like my number? been finding it hard to get work recently..
(, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)
# *check profile*
You're not a whore. You're a pirate.
(, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)
# "You're not a whore. You're a pirate."
anywhere else, that'd be a strange sentence.
(, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)
# yarr be lookin for a good time, big boy?
(, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)
# well i had to disguise my appearance didn't i?
can't go having all my clients getting jealous of all the new prospects on a nice messageboard. they would have to queue up for me
(, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)
# can I
give you piggy back rides around my garden?
(, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!
only if you fill in the form (honest, it does work)
(, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)