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# lo peeps.
just got back from the last round of the retro thing. we were good, but we didnt win. oh well, fuck em.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:15, archived)
# oh well...
you weren't supposed to, i thought
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Dear Kitty
Don't mean to be rude.... But how large are you ?......

I mean how many floors do you normally sleep on ?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)
# hahaha
I don't usually

I sleep on a bed.

But mostly, just no one's offered in a while. I think it may be time to change my name

I need, at most, 8 floors, since I'll be there 8 days.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)
# hello kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)
# hello
Tom!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)
# threadwasting whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)
# i like whores
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)
# harlots are nicer
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)
# I like those bits of fluff from new socks.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)
# they taste alright,
but they tend to get stuck between my teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)
# so what's with all the hammering?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I get bored
It's fun to stick offensive and inappropriate content in to see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)
# this is indeed true
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)
# sadly nothing happened
except about 3 complaints.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)
# offending people on b3ta is
hard work :(
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)
# no it isn't
all you have to do is threadwaste

*grumbles about the meaness of the day time people*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# gaytime is a lot friendlier duckie
besides. too much going on in the daytime I find.
and threadwasting actually has an effect at that speed. :(
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:30, archived)
# it's mad how fast it goes.
i remember thinking about ten months ago that things when quick during the daytime. now, a thread stays on the board for about five minutes. it's insane!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)
# no man
can live at that speed.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)
# well the dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana
/izzard
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:36, archived)
# it's the nearly way of life
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# it's easier to talk though
instead of perpetually wooing.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)
# not kidding...
you could post a picture of stephen hawkings gay spastic child flying a plane into the twin towers whilst simulatenously kicking the shit out an elderly person and n-one gives a shit, but god help you if you waste a thread before midnight....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# fair
point
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# whoremonger.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)
# who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)
# oh goodie
would you like my number? been finding it hard to get work recently..
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)
# *check profile*
You're not a whore. You're a pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)
# "You're not a whore. You're a pirate."
anywhere else, that'd be a strange sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)
# yarr be lookin for a good time, big boy?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)
# well i had to disguise my appearance didn't i?
can't go having all my clients getting jealous of all the new prospects on a nice messageboard. they would have to queue up for me
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)
# can I
give you piggy back rides around my garden?
(Digital Midget, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!
only if you fill in the form (honest, it does work)
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)
# shame
where did you finish?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)
# dunno. not first so it doesnt matter.
So I guess we revert to the original plan of mailing our demo to every record company we can get the addresses for....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)
# or do something to get yourself in the media
...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)
# like a squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)
# well i was gonna dress up as a sparrow and crash the stage whilst east 17 are playing at my uni extrav.
but the chances of east 17 getting in the papers is slim. I dunno, maybe Ill twat gareth gates or something.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)
# make a flash animation with kittens
and use your band to do the track

seems to work
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)
# funnliy enough, wayyyyyyyyyyyy back when they were just getting popular
i mailed crab bloke and asked him if hed do one for our website. He politely declined cos he was just starting to get proper commissions, but he sent a very nice email back so nuff respect.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:30, archived)
# couldn't come *mutter*
fucking meals *mutter*

You got the first swear word out of me on the board in over a week.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Unlucky mate
as long as you had a good time though innit......
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)
# aye we did
and made some cool friends, so its all good.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)
# definitely
sounds muchos woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)
# BASTARDS!!!
Kill them all!:)

Oh well mate...You still rule!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)