Mary made a little poem,
then people kept changing bits.
Some nasty, some rude
It really gets on her tits.
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minoltion,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 19:16,
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynacologists surrounded.
(c) half man half biscuit, '99% of gargoyles look like bob todd'
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witchy is covered in BEES,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 19:18,
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