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# Mary had a little sheep,
And with this sheep hhe went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram.
And Mary had a little lamb!
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 19:02, archived)
# Mary had a little skirt
It was slit right up the side
And everywhere that Mary went
you could almost see her thigh.
Mary had a little skirt,
It was slit right up the front.
She doesn't wear that one.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 19:10, archived)
# Mary made a little poem,
then people kept changing bits.
Some nasty, some rude
It really gets on her tits.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 19:16, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynacologists surrounded.

(c) half man half biscuit, '99% of gargoyles look like bob todd'
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 19:18, archived)
# mary had a little time,
one day upon her hands,
so she took the lamb she owned indoors,
and sucked upon his glans
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 19:17, archived)