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# Those dogs
are the most hideous things in the world.
Even worse than baked beans.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:11, archived)
# They're cute!

/repost
(Indole Ring, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:14, archived)
# When Doris was a little puppy...
...She looked like Babe from those dreadful films. We considered feeding her growth suppressant drugs, but the vet said it'd make her ill.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Shut it Butchbird.
Doris is such a little tinkle.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:15, archived)
# haha
Butchbird, made me laugh!!
haha!

/stops laughing
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:16, archived)
# What's
so funny about dungarees?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Its your stubble he was refering to


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Hello stranger.
It's a full-flowing beard now, luxurious and silky.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Hey pal.
Oooh bearded women..... mmmmm.

Question : Do bearded women still shave their legs?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:31, archived)
# I've never shaved my legs
I have the hair plaited.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Nice

I think I'm in love
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:38, archived)
# No I love
them butchbird.
Going out shotputting later?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Shotputting is for pussies
I toss cabers.
Or capers, depending on my mood.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:28, archived)
# YEAH!
Butchbird can tear down skyscrapers with her bare eyeballs.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:31, archived)
# eyelashes
love
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)
# I know what I'm talking about.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# You're welcome to them Alboyo
They turn my blood cold.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:19, archived)
# I should have remembered your canine phobia.
Don't you think I hate dogs too? But Doris was different. She needed a loving home.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Poor Doris. I'll knit her some ear-rings
MAybe if those dogs wore sunglasses I could deal with them.
I have some gold I need to sell.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Doris loves sunglasses.
And earrings. But she might eat them.

Yesterday she ate a teabag.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:30, archived)