
It'll be worth a fortune!!!
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But extremely stupid.
Doris ate an empty can of red bull and cost my friend over $3000 in vet bills.
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Doris ate an empty can of red bull and cost my friend over $3000 in vet bills.

no need to spend that much on a dog.
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could just put it in the freezer.
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Only one of those small compartments at the top of the fridge... and it's full.
I'm not defrosting my fish fingers for any cat/dog!
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I'm not defrosting my fish fingers for any cat/dog!

how they didn't fill the canals in after they became obscelete. Take a hint...
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:17,
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a whole selection of pets and freeze them, and then defrost each one when you fancy playing with it. Wouldn't have to feed them or anything
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just throw a stick off Beachy Head & shout "fetch"...
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But Doris is so lovely, we just couldn't go through with it. Besides we got help from a charitable organisation. His wife.
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:14,
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What was the 3000 dollars for?
Removing the wings?
did you see what I did there?
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:15,
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Removing the wings?
did you see what I did there?

are the most hideous things in the world.
Even worse than baked beans.
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:11,
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Even worse than baked beans.

...She looked like Babe from those dreadful films. We considered feeding her growth suppressant drugs, but the vet said it'd make her ill.
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It's a full-flowing beard now, luxurious and silky.
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:28,
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Oooh bearded women..... mmmmm.
Question : Do bearded women still shave their legs?
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Question : Do bearded women still shave their legs?

I toss cabers.
Or capers, depending on my mood.
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:28,
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Or capers, depending on my mood.

Butchbird can tear down skyscrapers with her bare eyeballs.
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:31,
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Don't you think I hate dogs too? But Doris was different. She needed a loving home.
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:21,
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MAybe if those dogs wore sunglasses I could deal with them.
I have some gold I need to sell.
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:27,
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I have some gold I need to sell.

And earrings. But she might eat them.
Yesterday she ate a teabag.
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:30,
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Yesterday she ate a teabag.

right, heres my googlism (djd/irect) - not worthy of its own thread, and 161k of 32 colour tiny crapness - still, took me 4 hours of work yesterday, so I'm posting it.
it's so refreshing to be so crap ;)

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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:04,
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it's so refreshing to be so crap ;)


do they all log on to b3ta after watching This Morning?
They're all Philip Schofield fans, I'd wager.
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:10,
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They're all Philip Schofield fans, I'd wager.

the wardens let them have computer time.
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:12,
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it keeps them away from knives and stops them eating the crayons
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:18,
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I shall be handing out razors and Phillip Schofield masks to all of them.
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wouldn't last very long. phew! welcome back your maj...
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it's like celebrities moaning about the press. We are victims of our own comedy genius.
except me
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Thu 5 Jun 2003, 11:19,
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except me

that Fern Britton, meow..
Girl, you really got me going, you got me so I can't sleep at night...
GIIIIRRRRRRLLLL....
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Girl, you really got me going, you got me so I can't sleep at night...
GIIIIRRRRRRLLLL....