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# i want
a giant kitten
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:41, archived)
# thats the last thing my mate keith said
but by then it was too late.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:47, archived)
# its been eating
rat poison by the look of it
(minoltion, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)
# I went to a hotel once where they had a twitchy cat
he had some kind of non-progressive disease which didn't hurt him but made him v. wobbly - he looked like he was permanently shitfaced & it was hilarious. He was a lovely cat though, v friendly and purry and soft.
There was a 2-year-old kid staying there too and watching the cat wobble out of the way of the toddle wobbling after him was pure class...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)