I would.
Seriously. I would. Give her one that is.
I mean 'engage in sexual relations with'. As in slip her my salami? You know? Yeah, she'd well get it.*
*Not started drinking yet =(
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I mean 'engage in sexual relations with'. As in slip her my salami? You know? Yeah, she'd well get it.*
*Not started drinking yet =(
I honestly
hadn't thought of that =(
Christ I'm slow of late. Perhaps screwing Ms. Piggy would help, I just don't know. Any therapists in the house?
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Sun 8 Jun 2003, 0:59,
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Christ I'm slow of late. Perhaps screwing Ms. Piggy would help, I just don't know. Any therapists in the house?
Christ
I could just stick my eyes into the mains for less than that.
Of course, overcoming the spherical nature of the eye and the rectangular arrangement of socket pins may prove a difficulty in the short-term, coupled with what would probably be a lethal or at the very least permanently damaging mains voltage and current, making this a less well-thought-through option.
Microwaving my head it is.
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Of course, overcoming the spherical nature of the eye and the rectangular arrangement of socket pins may prove a difficulty in the short-term, coupled with what would probably be a lethal or at the very least permanently damaging mains voltage and current, making this a less well-thought-through option.
Microwaving my head it is.
As much as I'd love to
I'm sorta... well... and don't hate me for this... I have no jaffa cakes.
In fact, I've not had a single one since about Easter.
I BRING SHAME ON THE BOARD
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In fact, I've not had a single one since about Easter.
I BRING SHAME ON THE BOARD