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# Bananananana...nana...na...man
I did the same sodding biology paper as you.

'How do the scientists know at what time to deposit the semen in the Xiu Lang's vagina?'
(Tendency, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)
# yeah
that was odd

but suprisingly piss exam cos i usually fuck up biology
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:39, archived)
# too many graphs
not enough 'label this diagram'
(Tendency, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:40, archived)
# that's true
but the worst will be IT exams: higher tier don't get any "circle which picture is a monitor" type questions
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:42, archived)
# not half as bad
as the science extensions coming up *sob* and highter tier maths non-calculator...9 left, steve, 9 left. be calm...
(Tendency, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:44, archived)
# i not got no science extensions
and i've done the non-calc for maths, but i own maths so it wasn't a problem (ie, five mins revision).

got ten left, but eleven done
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)
# maths hates me
i did non-calc too. wasn't too bad.
(Tendency, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:52, archived)
# i'd never had 45mins loafing time
in any exam before.

and in the english one, i only had 5mins, but that was a record too
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 23:01, archived)
# Pah
GCSE IT exams? Don't make me laugh. In my day, it was all assembler and machine code. *hurumph* *old man grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)
# I should perhaps point out
I'm 19, did A Level Computing last year and am being ironic. Doesn't really come out in text, does it? :-/
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)
# i'm doing
a level computing this year. in 9 days, to be exact. and i am scared.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 23:17, archived)
# i used to know BASIC when i was ten
thanks to my amiga

can't remember a word of it now
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)
# what exams
are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)
# gcses
is odd - at the mocks it was all sorta aaaaaaaargh! exams

but now everyone's chilln
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)
# i remember it well
gcses are a piece of piss. i have a levels next week. *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)
# Christ!
I dont remember questions like that in my GCSE's. I can hear the giggles in the exam room now

"tee hee, they felt their legs go tense, tee hee"
(Sul, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)
# har har har
: ))
(Tendency, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)
# Did GCSE Music a year early, got an A in
that, so that was cool. doing seperate sciences, graphics, done german (thank god, hated it), art (also done), eng.lit, and Religious Studies.

i'm dreading chemistry and physics. my physics teacher died last wednesday from a heartattack and for the last year we've been taught chemistry by a mad Sri Lankan woman who had only been in the country a year.
(Tendency, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)
# in fact
Her name was Monshanti Chandramohan. she thought an avocado was someone's name, doesn't know what vinegar is, says that you should put charcoal in a sack of food if walking through poisonous gas and that instead of saying fuck you should say 'niiiiice words, like funfair!'
(Tendency, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)
# wow!
i wish she'd taught me physics.. my gcse physics teacher was the dullest man ever to walk the face of the earth. i regularly lost the will to live in his lessons.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)
# quote from lesson:
'Where the fuck is my coat?!'
'NO! Don't talk like that, say nice words, like 'funfair'.'
'OK, where the funfair is my coat?'
'Funfair?! This isn't a funfair, it's a laboratory!'
(Tendency, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)
# now she
is a genius
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 23:04, archived)
# I took O'level music early.
and then i took it again as a GCSE. Same grade both times (b) and look where it's got me.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)
# hehehe
ahhh no worries. what instrument do/did you play? i should be doing grade 8 sax next year, if i actually practice for once...
(Tendency, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)
# clarinet -
was a dull child so the one thing i did do was grade 8 by 14. I used to play the tenor horn too (only grade 5). I like the Sax - played a friends once - v similar to the clarinet - you should try that too, if you haven't already.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)
# i think everyone has to do RE, but it takes the piss - you don't ever have to have been to an RE lesson or church
we've had the same chem teacher for two years, a mad but cool Mauritian bloke, and our biology teacher was a feckless twat with a doctorate in molecular summatorother. but we've had four physics teachers:
1) Mr Physics (we knew he was temporary, so we never learnt his name)
2) Miss White (she was quite nice, but got a better job)
3) Mr Lee (a malaysian international rugby player)
4) Mr Gruzalski (an american twat who can't talk right)

recently took up piano, but ain't very good

i'm gonna miss spanish lessons though, cos i loved 'em, though not my teacher. there wasn't a way to fit it in for a-level though.

i'm dreading the electronics exam, cos none of us know anything about it, but the rest should be fine.

we also had a mad indian woman teaching physics, but she hadn't even been here two months when she started.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:56, archived)