
Her name was Monshanti Chandramohan. she thought an avocado was someone's name, doesn't know what vinegar is, says that you should put charcoal in a sack of food if walking through poisonous gas and that instead of saying fuck you should say 'niiiiice words, like funfair!'
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Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:51,
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i wish she'd taught me physics.. my gcse physics teacher was the dullest man ever to walk the face of the earth. i regularly lost the will to live in his lessons.
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Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:54,
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'Where the fuck is my coat?!'
'NO! Don't talk like that, say nice words, like 'funfair'.'
'OK, where the funfair is my coat?'
'Funfair?! This isn't a funfair, it's a laboratory!'
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Sat 8 Jun 2002, 23:02,
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'NO! Don't talk like that, say nice words, like 'funfair'.'
'OK, where the funfair is my coat?'
'Funfair?! This isn't a funfair, it's a laboratory!'

and then i took it again as a GCSE. Same grade both times (b) and look where it's got me.
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Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:55,
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