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# in fact
Her name was Monshanti Chandramohan. she thought an avocado was someone's name, doesn't know what vinegar is, says that you should put charcoal in a sack of food if walking through poisonous gas and that instead of saying fuck you should say 'niiiiice words, like funfair!'
(, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)
# wow!
i wish she'd taught me physics.. my gcse physics teacher was the dullest man ever to walk the face of the earth. i regularly lost the will to live in his lessons.
(, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)
# quote from lesson:
'Where the fuck is my coat?!'
'NO! Don't talk like that, say nice words, like 'funfair'.'
'OK, where the funfair is my coat?'
'Funfair?! This isn't a funfair, it's a laboratory!'
(, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)
# now she
is a genius
(, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 23:04, archived)
# I took O'level music early.
and then i took it again as a GCSE. Same grade both times (b) and look where it's got me.
(, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)
# hehehe
ahhh no worries. what instrument do/did you play? i should be doing grade 8 sax next year, if i actually practice for once...
(, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)
# clarinet -
was a dull child so the one thing i did do was grade 8 by 14. I used to play the tenor horn too (only grade 5). I like the Sax - played a friends once - v similar to the clarinet - you should try that too, if you haven't already.
:)
(, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)