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# can i
have a leg please?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)
# good night
everyone

tomorrow's a brand new day full of studying and reading pleasure

xxx
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:45, archived)
# night
night
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 1:52, archived)
# That reminds me of a joke...

I was at a family dinner a while back and my aunt is serving up roast fowl as is traditional fare at our gatherings. Now I should mention that we're all keen followers of the league.

Anyway so Aunt Beth (bless her, she passed away a few years ago) turns to my cousin Paul and asks "Paul, what team do you support?" and Paul replies "West Ham" so she serves him the left leg and thigh of the chicken.

Then she turns to my brother Ted and asks "Ted, how about you?". "East Ham" he replies and so Aunt Beth serves him the right leg and thigh of the chicken.

She turned to look at me but before she could ask I said "Arsenal but I'm not hungry thanks!"
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 2:13, archived)