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# But we all love Terry
and are suspicious of unbelievers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:46, archived)
# ahhh
I'd never even heard of him before.

How could I be a believer?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:47, archived)
# *gasp*
Checks brainwashing re-education schedule - I think we can fit you in for an emergency appointment Friday...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:50, archived)
# hehehehe
unfortunately, I don't think I can make it to the UK by then :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:52, archived)
# *dials US office*
Yes, I know it's early...

But it's an emergency...

Excellent news, I'll let the subject know immediately...

Bye.
*hangs up*

Right Ms Meow, stay where you are. Our US agents will pick you up shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:55, archived)
# cool
:)

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Don't worry, 7 guys with shaven heads will
'escort' you to the airport...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:56, archived)
# whee!
how fun!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:58, archived)