Go get drunk.
It won't help in the long term. Hell, it won't help much now, but your hangover tomorrow may help you (briefly) forget some of your other woes.
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Ijon Tichy,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59,
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you've convinced me!
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new_matt,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:01,
archived)