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# I got a free John Motson doll
in the pub last night for buying 4 pints of Guinness. I'm gonna put it on e-bay and make up some bullshit story about how it's haunted by Jack the Ripper, then go on holiday on the proceeds.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# you could make more
saying it's actually John Motson. Sell it in America, they'll believe you
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# ooh!
mental urine ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# heh heh
anyway, I'm off to the shops to get lunch and stuff. anyone want anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# yes please.
Can you get me a BLT on Granary, a diet coke with lemon and a snickers please.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# right
you are
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Nah, say it actually is John Motson
And that the figure seen on TV is really the atsral projection emanating from the doll.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)