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# Woooooo!
But it'll hunt itself to death...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)
# kittens don't really hunt hawks
because hawks are a bit too shit-hard for kittens. I think it'll just terrorise the mouse population to near-extinction.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# And then they'll
move on to small rabbits, and then small children, and what a mess that will be.

Photoshit will then have a lot to answer for.
(DuckieMonster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# I was thinking of the other way 'round.
I'm sure a hawk is rock enough to take a kitten...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# but why bother,
when mice are less hassle?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# They don't put up as good a fight, you see.
So when the hawk goes back to his hawky mates and they say "What've you caught today?" and the hawk says "A mouse" they fall about with hawky laughter. But if he says "Hey, a kitten" they look at him with new respect.

Or some such nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)