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# I have a tazer in my apartment.
I just hope any robber who can clamber up ten stories has a strong heart.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# heh,
try to hit 'em with it before they get over the windowsill

*grunt* *oof* (strain, clamber) *grunt*

*BZZZTT*

AAAAAAaaaaaaaaa....... rgh! *POOF*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)
# I don't even have to get close.
It fires a flesh piercing dart on the end of wires. I haven't tried it out, but I keep it fully charged.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:05, archived)
# careful the wires
don't pull you out of the window as they fall to their wil-e-coyote style death then.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)
# It's guaranteed not to.
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(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# wow!
I need to get me one of those

and a 10th-floor apartment
(, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)