what does an elephant do if it gets stuck in a tree?
stands on a leaf and waits for autumn
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evil pixie,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:49,
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gawd. why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?
because it's full of cheeters.
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rob,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:50,
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why can't a car play football
cos it's only got one boot... groan!
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funkylins,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:51,
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it's bloody not,
the bloody things live in the savannah. like the lion - how is it the king of the jungle when it doesn't bloody live in the jungle?
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bananaman,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:51,
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We're really
digging out the 20 year old jokes now!
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Duncan Disorderly,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:50,
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